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Unisex t-shirt - I could be nice but why?
Unisex t-shirt - I could be nice but why?
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$16.00 USD
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$16.00 USD
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Polite? No thanks. Friendly? Laughable.
This “I Could Be Nice But Why” tee captures the essence of the Bengal attitude: elegant, unbothered, and here to judge.
Featuring a sleek silhouette of a Bengal cat and just the right amount of emotional damage, this shirt is perfect for anyone whose love language is mild threats and side-eye. Soft, comfy, and ideal for reminding people that kindness is a choice—and you’re not in the mood.
Wear it proudly. Or don’t. The Bengal doesn’t care.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This “I Could Be Nice But Why” tee captures the essence of the Bengal attitude: elegant, unbothered, and here to judge.
Featuring a sleek silhouette of a Bengal cat and just the right amount of emotional damage, this shirt is perfect for anyone whose love language is mild threats and side-eye. Soft, comfy, and ideal for reminding people that kindness is a choice—and you’re not in the mood.
Wear it proudly. Or don’t. The Bengal doesn’t care.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
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