Unisex t-shirt - House Cow Energy

Big body. Bigger feelings. Absolutely no sense of personal space.
This “House Cow Energy: Zero Boundaries, Infinite Love” tee is a tribute to the gentle giants who lean like it's their job and follow you into every room—including the bathroom.

Featuring a proud Great Dane silhouette and a message every big dog human knows by heart, this shirt is soft, comfy, and perfect for walks, couch snuggles, or apologizing for the drool on your guests.

Warning: May cause sudden full-body leans and intense eye contact from emotionally attached house cows.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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