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Unisex Premium Sweatshirt - orange cat energy

Unisex Premium Sweatshirt - orange cat energy

Regular price $33.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $33.00 USD
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Impulse control? Never heard of her.

This sweatshirt proudly declares what Rue—and let’s be honest, most of us—live by:
“I run on instinct and poor judgment.”
Add in “Orange Cat Energy” stamped on the sleeve and you’ve got yourself the ultimate uniform for chaos gremlins with toe beans.

Soft, oversized, and built for snuggling, leaping at shadows, or chasing literally nothing across the room at 3am.
Wear it when you're feeling unhinged, easily distracted, or aggressively affectionate.

Basically: Rue-approved. Brain cell not included.

Rock a classic sweatshirt silhouette with ribbed crew neck, long sleeve cuffs, and a flat hem. Layer it up or wear it on its own for a contemporary streetwear look. With the soft fleece inside and comfortable fit, it’s sure to become your favorite everyday sweater right away!

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 20 23 ½
M 28 21 24
L 29 23 24
XL 30 25 24
2XL 31 26 ½ 24
3XL 32 28 24
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