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Unisex Premium Sweatshirt - could be nice but why

Unisex Premium Sweatshirt - could be nice but why

Regular price $32.50 USD
Regular price Sale price $32.50 USD
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Polite? Please. Friendly? Unlikely.
This sweatshirt is serving full Bengal energy—equal parts beautiful and mildly terrifying.

The front reads “I Could Be Nice, But Why” with a fierce Bengal silhouette to set the tone, and just in case anyone missed the message, the sleeve drives it home with “No Love, Only Evil.” Because affection is earned, not given—and sometimes, not even then.

Soft, cozy, and built for world domination (or at least some dramatic lounging). Ideal for cat lovers who appreciate a little side-eye with their snuggles... when they’re allowed, of course.

Wear it like a warning. Catniss would.

Rock a classic sweatshirt silhouette with ribbed crew neck, long sleeve cuffs, and a flat hem. Layer it up or wear it on its own for a contemporary streetwear look. With the soft fleece inside and comfortable fit, it’s sure to become your favorite everyday sweater right away!

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 20 23 ½
M 28 21 24
L 29 23 24
XL 30 25 24
2XL 31 26 ½ 24
3XL 32 28 24
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