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House Cow Chronicles
Unisex Premium Sweatshirt - I Like Em Big!
Unisex Premium Sweatshirt - I Like Em Big!
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$29.00 USD
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$29.00 USD
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For those who prefer their dogs like their emotional baggage: giant, dramatic, and always in the way.
This cozy sweatshirt features a bold silhouette of a Great Dane and the only personality trait you need—loving oversized couch hogs with zero concept of personal space.
Whether you live with a certified house cow or just dream of being leaned on by 150+ pounds of floof and drool, this is your new go-to. Rock a classic sweatshirt silhouette with ribbed crew neck, long sleeve cuffs, and a flat hem. Layer it up or wear it on its own for a contemporary streetwear look. With the soft fleece inside and comfortable fit, it’s sure to become your favorite everyday sweater right away!
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This cozy sweatshirt features a bold silhouette of a Great Dane and the only personality trait you need—loving oversized couch hogs with zero concept of personal space.
Whether you live with a certified house cow or just dream of being leaned on by 150+ pounds of floof and drool, this is your new go-to. Rock a classic sweatshirt silhouette with ribbed crew neck, long sleeve cuffs, and a flat hem. Layer it up or wear it on its own for a contemporary streetwear look. With the soft fleece inside and comfortable fit, it’s sure to become your favorite everyday sweater right away!
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 27 | 20 | 23 ½ |
M | 28 | 21 | 24 |
L | 29 | 23 | 24 |
XL | 30 | 25 | 24 |
2XL | 31 | 26 ½ | 24 |
3XL | 32 | 28 | 24 |
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