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House Cow Chronicles

Ladies’ Muscle Tank

Ladies’ Muscle Tank

Regular price $20.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $20.00 USD
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For when the sun’s out, the sass is high, and the emotional support Dane is not having a good time.

This women’s tank features a sleek Great Dane silhouette and the iconic Remy-inspired mood: “I Do Not Like Dis.” Lightweight, flattering, and perfect for beach days, errand meltdowns, or simply existing in a world that didn’t ask the dog’s opinion (rude).

Whether it's too hot, too loud, or someone looked at him weird, this tank says it so you don't have to.

Soft fabric, strong feelings, and zero tolerance for nonsense.

This comfortable muscle tank is soft and flowy with low cut armholes for a relaxed look.

• 65% polyester, 35% viscose
• Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose
• Black Heather is 80% rayon, 20% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Low cut armholes
• Curved bottom hem
• Side seams
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, the US, or Vietnam

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH FRONT (inches) BODY WIDTH (inches)
S 20 ¼ 16
M 20 ⅝ 16 ¾
L 21 ⅛ 17 ¾
XL 21 ⅝ 18 ¾
2XL 22 ⅛ 19 ¾
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